Monday, January 8, 2018

Lawyers and Greed

            When the United States became a nation, lawyers were the most respected profession.  That we are not anymore has at least as much to do with the society in which we live as it has to do with lawyers.  I was taught in college, in the 1980s, the United States continuously expects annual growth at a rate that has never happened in human history, better, bigger, more, gimme, gimme more.  We have not achieved the growth they anticipated in the late 1980s.

            Republicans rile up the masses to protect doctors from their mistakes that kill and seriously injure people, by invoking fear, “Protect your doctors, or you might lose ‘em  Do not let the government take away your choice.”  Images are conjured of the doctor in Little House on the Prairie or Gunsmoke, with a complete failure to recognize most doctors work for corporations, for which they generate profit or revenue.  I am not saying your doctor doesn’t like you.  I am saying you are one of the many and the amount you, as an individual, pay the corporation is near meaningless.  There is a good chance your doctor is more concerned with how many patients he sees in a day and how quickly, or how many surgeries he performs in a month.  Some doctors also really excite to pharmaceutical and surgical equipment promotions.  “Doc, wanna go to the Super Bowl?”  “I’m sorry Doc, you didn’t perform enough surgeries to win the Super Bowl tickets, how about taking the family to Cancun for Spring Break?”  Does this offend you?  Would you excite to it?

            A teacher hates her job.  She has to teach curriculum with the goal her students do well on tests.  The administration does nothing about behavior issues and she is not allowed to do anything either.  She has over 10 years in and many years before she retires.  If she quits she loses her pension.

            A lawyer is happy with the number of divorce cases she signed up last month, most ever.  It was a goal.  Know how you sign up more divorces?  Tell ‘em what they wanna hear.  “Hire me, I’ll get you everything.”  Maybe the client will be lucky and the lawyer will make him or her happy, especially if the client’s expectations are reasonable to low. 

            One of my goals is to leave clients better off than they would be without me.  I have declined divorce cases. 

            A long-time client and her husband agree to divorce.  They want me to do it.  I know their financial situation and the needs of their household and large family.  I tell them no.  I am asked if I realize they will hire another lawyer.  I’m fine with that.   Several months later I see wife and ask about the divorce.  They are not in a financial position to get divorced.  I’m glad they consulted with a professional. 

            I am walking out of an electronics store when I am stopped by a friend who works for a big box carrier.  “Mrs. Lindquist, I need to schedule an appointment at your office.  I need to get divorced.  My wife cheated on me.”  I am so sorry.  I know you have a couple little kids, own a house, have a pension and work a lot of hours.  Before we meet, think about what you want.  Is your wife going to stay in the house with the kids?  Is there any equity in your house?  Do you want to think about something like keeping your pension and giving her the house?  We need to compare values.  How often are you going to see your children?  It’s sad you won’t get to be in the same house with them anymore but OMG, your wife cheated on you, with all you do for your family?  Let’s get her.  He never came in.  I ran into him months later.  “Mrs. Lindquist, I thought about what you said.  I was working a lot, and not paying attention to my wife.  I love my wife and children.  We started going to counseling and church, we are better.”  That was 20 years ago.  He is retired.  His children are grown.  He is still married.

            Professionals are not what they were because society is not what it was.  We have an insatiable appetite, an inability to delay gratification and greed constantly demanding more, more, more.  How does that end?  Oh, fish in the sea, come listen to me.

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